Trumpery bunkered

Donald Trump will rue the day when he opposed Alex Salmond over his technically innovative wind farm in the North Sea, visible from the new golf course. ‘A purely political decision,’ Trump trumpeted, and went on to deride his previously cosy buddy as a man obsessed with ‘obsolete wind technology’. But he has met his match in our Alex. As mere spectators in this sport of the giants, we take an unholy delight in the falling-out between them. Pity it didn’t happen earlier.