Silly puns page

Surprise Symphony? Where’s the surprise? Haydn.

Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference. (He got that way from eating too much pi.)

What do you call a rubber band in an algebra class? A weapon of maths disruption.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

In the big snail race, one competitor cast off his shell, thinking he’d go faster with less weight – but it just made him more sluggish.

A man who jumped off a bridge in Paris was found in Seine.

(Enough, enough! Ed.)